If I would be a Robot

If I would be a robot,

My every mistake would not be caught!

I could steal biscuits from the shelf,

And I could hide in the mouse’s hole as an elf!

 I would fly to Paris within blinks and jump from the Eiffel Tower,

Nothing will happen to me, I’ll have a safe landing on a flower!

(‘Cause I’ll shrink!!)

I would jump above Taj Mahal,

And become the robot Ricky Bahl!!!

I would have a height competition with Burj- Al- Arab,

And I would have a swim in an Olympic pool of some Arabs!!

In a second I’ll walk through the Great Wall of China,

        And I would go to Amazon and hunt with a hyena!

I would win a race with a Formula 1 car,

To hide from mom’s scolding, I would hide in a jar!

I wouldn’t need to care about studies; I would simply scan and copy it in my brain computer,

I would teach teachers and punishments would be given to tutors!!!

I would catch every gangster,

And become the biggest barrister!!

I would be the biggest detective,

And would easily cross every objective!!

Even the P.M. will fall on his knees in front of me,

But I feel sorry as I am not a robot and normal to see!